If maze games and number-punching action are your bag, then feast your greedy eyes on the best Intellivision games of all time!
Mattel is known for some of the best 90s toys ever produced, but Mattel Electronics started out producing some of the first-ever home video games consoles back in the 80s.
The Intellivision, or ‘intelligent television’ is a console that has a lot of ‘firsts’ under its belt. Many consider it to be the first 16-bit console as it had a 16-bit microprocessor and the first to champion downloadable games via a play-cable.
Other accolades include the first directional thumb pad, the first built-in character font, and the first home console with a musical synthesiser.
And while the controller looked a little bit like a lift remote, different game control skins adapted the button interface. This provided gamers with a unique set of controls for each of their favourite games!
The Intellivision has received a new surge of popularity thanks to both our best retro handhelds and the Intellivision Amico, a new console remake dropping 30 years after the original Intellivision was discontinued.
With many games receiving the upgrade treatment for the new console, the question remains; which are the best Intellivision games of all time?
It’s time to find out! Let’s get cracking!
1. Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (1982)
Dungeon Masters of the world come hither, for Advanced Dungeons & Dragons tops our list of the best Intellivision games of all time!
Sadly, the video games Mattel produced have nothing to do with the rules or dice roles used in classic D&D campaigns. Still, Advanced Dungeons & Dragons managed to incorporate the same feeling of adventure and danger lurking around every corner.
Mattel produced the first licensed computer-based Dungeons & Dragons game back in the early 80s to great critical acclaim. This was also the first Intellivision game to use more than (wait for it) 4K of ROM.
Hard to believe, isn’t it!
The gameplay feels similar to Tron: Deadly Discs and Night Stalker. Explore mazes, fire arrows, destroy monsters, and find collectibles.
It won the best Adventure Video Game in 1984, which proves that while this title might now look SUPER old, it’s still worth checking out and having a play through.
2. Beamrider (1983)
Beamrider snaps up the silver medal in our list of the Intellivision titles ever made!
Yes you are looking at a 3D game on the Intellivision. Ok, so it looks super-simple, but it is almost 40-years old!
Ride along space beams (go figure) firing lasers and torpedoes at flying saucers. There are 99 levels, and players have to destroy 15 on each level before moving onto the next stage.
There are certain items to collect and extra lives along the way, as well as new enemies that spawn every now and again.
I know it’s tough, but try not to waste too much time on anything that’s not a flying saucer. Other enemies are just trying to slow you down, so don’t give them the satisfaction!
This game is pretty much like Space Invaders on steroids… or a really toned down version of Star Fox. It’s fun, it’s fast, and it’s a definitely one to add to your collection!
3. BurgerTime (1983)
BurgerTime provides children and adults of all ages a look at what happens when they play with their food! Chef Peter Pepper must complete a series of burgers while avoiding Mr Pickle, Mr Hot Dog, and Mr Egg.
Anyone searching for true arcade feels will love BurgerTime from start to finish. With similar mechanics to Mario’s Cement Factory, Chef Pepper must walk over various burger ingredients in order to complete a meal.
By walking the length of a burger bun or a patty, the ingredient in question falls down, knocking other ingredients together or destroying evil characters in the process.
I’m still not sure how an egg can be evil, unless Peter is terribly allergic?
4. Tron: Deadly Discs (1982)
I’ve always been a huge Tron fan, and Tron: Deadly Discs transforms any living room into a Grid disc battle arena.
The gameplay dumbs down the process somewhat, leaving players concentrating on one thing; destroying every enemy that approaches for as long as possible.
Players control Tron in a never-ending disc battle. He must continue to eliminate opponents for as long as possible until defeated.
Stay alive for as long as possible and try to beat your previous high score! Dodge discs and recognisers until your hands get sore!
Intellivision has promised a remake of Tron: Deadly Discs for the Intellivision Amico. Watch this space for more news as we get it!
5. Dig-Dug (1982)
So, if you consider Mr Driller to be one of your closest friends, then you’ll be all over Dig-Dug. I can’t believe that a strategic digging puzzler made over $46.3 million, a game where players explode enemies by pumping them full of air.
Yeah, not so cute-looking now, is it?
This thing should have the same addictive substance rating as a pack of Maltesers. It’s impossible to just play for ten minutes; hours go play once you crank up the Intellivision.
Plus, what could be better than digging down through the earth to find a fire-breathing dragon. That’s basically the only reason that I offered to do the gardening as a kid.
If you’re looking for a class-act from the golden age of gaming, then look no further. Dig-Dug is where it’s at, and long may people keep playing it for years to come!
6. Night Stalker (1982)
The Intellivision certainly championed ‘maze adventure’ games, and Night Stalker was one of the very best.
Unlike Pac-Man where gamers control a dot-hungry circle, Night Stalker sees players moving a man around various mazes.
The main character begins every level defenceless and must move towards a flashing gun in order to battle spiders, robots, and many more enemies besides.
When all six bullets have been spent, players must find another gun in one of five locations on the map before continuing with their quest.
The vulnerability element to this game is a nice touch, and while the arcade gameplay is pretty easy these days, it’s still a nice nostalgic title to kick back with.
7. Donkey Kong (1982)
Donkey Kong barrel smashes into 7th place in out list. It could well be the most recognisable arcade title after Signor Pac-Man and never fails to kickstart a party.
Also, it’s the title that told everyone that Nintendo were forever going to rule the gaming world, a bit like King Kong atop that skyscraper, throwing planes at Sony and Sega forevermore.
What would gaming be like without this early slice of platforming brilliance? There are so many of the best arcade games in this list, but Donkey Kong is probably the one that we all have the fondest memories of.
Take Mario Jumpman on a mission to save Pauline Lady (should have worked on those names, Ninty), dodging barrels and wielding the K.O hammer like a jumpman possessed.
Donkey might have shed his evil ways, but he’s still up there with Darth Vader and Saruman as being one of the best baddies of all time.
8. Astrosmash (1981)
Astrosmash was so popular that Mattel held a high score competition to crown the ultimate Astrosmash player!
Astrosmash sold over 1 million copies, making it one of the most successful Intellivision titles ever. The gameplay is similar to Galaga, Asteroids, Space Invaders, and other space-shooters of the time.
While the laser cannon gameplay has a definite feel of Space Invaders about it, there are other features such as being able to go into Hyperspace that give this game the edge over Demon Attack.
With unlimited ammo and scores of meteors, missiles, and UFOs to battle, Astrosmash is one of those games that never gets old. I could play this for hours on an evening without ever getting bored!
9. Bump ‘n’ Jump (1983)
Let’s leave the copycats now and turn to some original fast-paced racing!
Bump ‘n’ Jump takes the 6th spot on our list thanks to its Micro Machines-style top-down combat action!
As the game box says, ‘to become the king of the road, you either bump ’em or jump ’em’. Cars can be destroyed by jumping on them or bumping into them in this dog-eat-dog racing game.
Unlike Mario Kart 8 when you can see a slope or obstacle is approaching, the top-down view in Bump ‘n’ Jump ensures players are constantly thinking ahead.
Exclamation marks appear when a bump is approaching, and it’s up to gamers to time their jumps right and crash into players on landing.
Points are earned by smashing, crashing, and destroying other vehicles along the way. Oh, and by winning the race too, of course.
10. Demon Attack (1982)
Next up is Demon Attack, another Imagic reimagining of a couple of classic arcade games.
I say reimagining as Demon Attack bears a very close resemblance to both Galaxian and Phoenix. The resemblance led to Atari suing Imagic, though Demon Attack still went on to be Imagic’s best selling game of 1983!
The game is set on the ice planet ‘Krybor’, though it looks more like the moon. I can see the Earth in the background, for crying out loud!
Using a laser cannon, players must destroy waves of enemies… just like Space Invaders, really!
The game used to finish on the 84th level but became ‘never-ending’ in a later release after someone beat it incredibly easily.
Demon Attack earns its place in this list because it’s such an addictive game, and because it’s ripped off three of my other favourite games of all time.
11. Lock ‘n’ Chase (1982)
Lock ‘n’ Chase plays very similarly to Pac-Man.
Ok, Lock ‘n’ Chase is exactly the same with a few extra features thrown in for good measure.
Gamers play as a thief chased by policemen. As the thief, players collect gold coins and any other symbols on the screen.
The thief can close doors on the policemen and trap them in certain areas as he tries to escape. When all of the ‘booty’ has been snagged, it’s time to leave the vault and move on to the next level.
Lock ‘n’ Chase was published by Mattel in 1982 as an alternative to Pac-Man and Distributed by Taito in North America.
Two players could pit their skills against one another by taking it in turns to have a bash at levels. It’s hardly Mario Kart, but it’s classic ‘golden age of gaming’ fun!
12. Beauty & The Beast (1982)
Beauty & The Beast was Mattel’s answer to the Donkey Kong arcade game.
Donkey Kong flopped on the Intellivision. The sounds were abysmal, and sprites were pretty much non-existent.
‘Ol Jump Man would sometimes just walk through barrels without even being harmed!
Enter Beauty & The Beast, Imagics answer to Nintendo’s popular arcade game. Instead of Donkey Kong, the game’s antagonist is a chap called Horrible Hank. He looks like a monkey with a man’s head, which isn’t weird at all…
As a one-player game, gamers take control of Bashful Buford. He must climb up buildings, avoiding projectiles thrown by Hank, while trying to save Tiny Mabel.
Tiny Mabel resembles a blue stick man, which again is rather confusing!
Like Jump Man, Bashful Buford can turn invincible for a time to make the ascent easier. It’s a direct rip off, but Beaty & The Beast is a cracking game and one that needs to be in any Intellivision collection.
13. Pac-Man (1983)
Pac-Man is an arcade gaming institution that needs no real introduction. Released on the Intellivision in 1980, it follows the same format as the classic arcade game.
Pac-Man, for those of you who are new to gaming, is a little yellow circle with a mouth that gobbles up dashes and dots spread throughout various mazes.
The aim of the game is to eat everything in sight while staying away from the four coloured ghosts who are trying to kill Pac-Man
Pac-Man is one of those games that plays well on any console, though readers may be surprised that it hasn’t featured further down the list.
The truth is that while Pac-Man is one of the bet Intellivision games, there are other more interesting titles to discover for this weird and wonderful console.
14. B-17 Bomber (1982)
B-17 Bomber brings WW2 vibes to your living without any of the fear or danger.
I don’t like war, but if I had to pick a type, it’d be more like this.
Players take control of a B-17 Bomber soaring across the English Channel. Pick a target in Europe, fly to it, bomb it, and try not to get shot down.
Obviously, it isn’t that easy. The further you fly from HQ, the harder the mission and the more fuel you’ll need.
There’s lots to take in with this game; manning the guns to shoot enemy planes abd viewing the bomb bay while dropping your charge on the target take concentration. And then there’s generally flying the plane to and from the destination too.
In short, you’ve got to have your wits about you… this isn’t a game!
Well, it is… but you know what I mean.
15. Shark! Shark! (1982)
Shark! Shark! is up next, a game where you don;t actually control a shark.
Way to get off to a confusing start!
Players take control of a little fish in a big pond. You’ve got to stay alive in a world of sea critters such as crabs, lobsters, and obviously, a crazy shark.
Your fish can eat anything smaller than it, but then anything bigger than you can eat you…
… though it is possible to destroy the Shark by biting its tail a few times.
Anythings possible in a computer game, remember?
For every 1000 points you rack, the fish gets bigger, allowing it to eat more stuff.
Rack up those points and don’t end up in the Shark’s belly. Job done!
16. Atlantis (1982)
Listen, Atlantis might be a figment of our imagination, but this classic arcade game was real enough.
Hiding away at the bottom of the ocean, the lost city has been discovered, and now people are trying to attack it.
This is what happens when a fish-person buys an Apple AirTag; everyone knows where Atlantis is and wants a piece of it.
So who’s attacking Atlantis?
Gorgons… obviously.
The idea behind the gameplay is that players control Atlantis’ outer defences, gunning down enemies before they have a chance of getting into the city and destroying all the untouched architecture and impressive buildings inside.
There’s no ending to this game; game over only shows when all of the buildings fall. So, if you’re pretty good, then you might have to cancel your plans for the rest of the day!
