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Smell Like Sonic With These New Dr Squatch Products

Smell Like Sonic With These New Dr Squatch Products
Credit: Dr. Squatch/Sega
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I would imagine with all the running that Sonic does that he would smell quite sweaty, but not according to Dr Squatch and these new natural products based on the Blue Blur.

The older I get, the more I want to start using more natural products instead of mass-produced rubbish with loads of unknown ingredients. But I'm still a kid at heart, so of course I want to smell like Blue Blur Blast, whatever Blue Blur Blast is!

Dr Squatch do lots of different themed soaps to entice nerds like me in, stuff like Rey Mysterio and Stone Cold Steve Austin soaps that smell like Latino World Order and Whoop Ass. They also have Toy Story-themed soaps and bars based on Harry Potter. But I'm intrigued to know what life would be like if I smelled like Sonic, so I've done some digging.

Blue Blur Blast has hints of Emerald Extract and Patchoulli, Bergamot, and Violet Leaf. So, the next time you watch any of the Sonic movies, you can try to imagine these smells in the background! There's also an 'Odor-Squatching' Sonic Speed natural deodorant that uses the same scent ingredients and has charcoal, postbiotics, and arrowroot in it instead of aluminium. Yeah, I only just found out recently that deodorants have aluminium in them to stop us from sweating, which seems a bit odd.

I haven't tested these products out as I'm not a Dr. Squatch soap subscriber, and they haven't told me anything about these products other than what I've discovered myself. That being said, I'm pretty intrigued and am definitely thinking about making an order. Sadly, these Sonic products are only available for US customers who take out soap subscriptions. I'll have to make do with smelling like Vecna or Yoda here in the UK, which I'm not sure is any better!

Head to the Dr. Squatch website to find out more!

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Sebastian Santabarbara profile image Sebastian Santabarbara
Sebastian is fuelled by a lifelong passion for Zelda, Banjo Kazooie, Donkey Kong, and all things retro. He uses his misspent youth with retro consoles to create content for readers around the world.