15 Retro Kitchen Products To Make Your Kitchen Pop

Every gamer knows that their love of consoles, games, and the spin-off movies and TV shows that come about as a result of their creation don’t just stay in the living room. If you’re a true nerd, of which it is an honour to be, then you know that there has to be at least one item that pays homage to the Best Gamecube Games or the Best Retro Handhelds in every room in your house. Why make toast in a boring Breville when you can add some midi-chlorians to your breakfast meal? What’s the point in making a boring stew when you can make a meal that the Avengers would be proud of? We’ve already covered a list of the greatest 90s Toys that you should already own, and now we’re taking it one step further. Say hello to the ultimate list of the best Retro Kitchen Products that you need in your life. We’re not talking old SMEG fridges and Sandwich Toasters from the 1980s; this is a list of geeky gadgets and cool cookware that you need in your house if you are to truly achieve enlightenment. What are you waiting for; let‘s get scrolling!

1. Star Wars Le Creuset 

There is nothing I love more than retro kitchen products that are actually functional and useful, and this definitly rings true for the first item on our list: The Star Wars Le Creuset Collection. This super cool Star Wars range that launches on 1st November 2019 would make the perfect Christmas present for any Star Wars Nerds out there. Five products will be available to purchase: the Hans Solo in Carbonite signature roaster; the Porg Pie Bird; Death Star and Millenium Falcon silicone trivets, droid mini cocottes and a Darth Vader round Dutch oven. This is sure to be an epic kitchenware collaboration and we can’t wait to see it in the flesh! Buy online from the 1st November 2019 here.

2. T Rex Bottle Opener

Next up on our list of epic retro kitchen products is this awesome dinosaur bottle opener, after all, everyone needs a bottle opener so why not add a novelty spin to it? This T-Rex bottle opener that is reminiscent of Jurassic Park would be a great talking point at any party, it’s weird and wacky but useful too! This dinosaur is made of cast iron that will easily open any bottle with its teeth, just be sure to keep your distance or you might end up with a nasty bite! When not in use this funky T-Rex is cool enough to keep on display, if you dare.

3. Death Star Ice Ball 

Along time ago in a galaxy far, far away the Death Star Ice Ball was created. That’s right, up next on our list of retro kitchen products we have another super cool Star Wars. No, it’s not an icy meteor ball heading towards earth, it’s just one giant Death Star shaped ice cube. This ice ball mould will turn your ice into the Death Star itself (or a tiny version of it) so you’d better watch your back next time you take a drink. This ice mould can also double as a chocolate mould if you are into the mood to make tiny Death Star chocolates. Pretty cool, right?!

4. Pikachu teapot 

Next up on our list of retro kitchen products we have the sweetest kitchen item yet, that Pokémon fans will adore. This Pikachu kettle is just too cute and will easily brighten anyone’s morning. Instead of displaying this item in your Pokédex this Pikachu kettle should take pride of place in your kitchen, for everyone to see and be envious of.  Unfortunately, this kettle can currently only be purchased if you have a Japanese address but we’ll be keeping our eyes out and our Pokeballs at the ready, waiting for an Amazon UK restock, this is one Pokémon we really want to catch! 

5. Zelda Rolling Pin

Next up on our wish list of retro kitchen products is this amazing Zelda Rolling Pin. I’ve been a hardcore Zelda fan ever since I first The Ocarina of Time on The N64 and I love bringing Zelda merchandise into the real world. This rolling pin made me want to press pause on the latest Zelda game: Links Awakening and head straight for the kitchen. This rolling pin is engraved with they Hyrule Wingcrest and the Lorule Wingcrest so you can turn regular cookies, biscuits and pies into Legend of Zelda goodies. This rolling pin would make the perfect gift for any geeky friend who also likes to prove their worth in the kitchen.

6. Batman Espresso Maker  

We’re heading into the DC universe with the next item on our next retro kitchen products list. If you’re a Batman fan and need a strong cup of coffee to get you going in the morning (because who doesn’t?), then this espresso maker needs to be on your wish list. Not only does this espresso maker create a mean cup of coffee but it also looks so badass. The matte black colour of the coffee pot gives this kitchen product a super cool edge which is accentuated by the Batman-themed handle. Finally, the eye is drawn to the splash of colour of the lid, in the form of the  Batman logo, that sits in front of Batman’s mask. If you want to join Bruce Wain in a good cup of espresso you can check out the coffee maker here.

7. Game Boy Coffee Canister

If you’re already adding the Batman Espresso machine to your retro kitchen products wish list, then this next item might also be for you. To complement the espresso machine we have a Nintendo Game Boy Coffee Canister. This two-litre container is the perfect place to keep your coffee beans, and to be displayed, the pride of place on your kitchen countertop. The Game Boy Coffee Canister, that is also large enough to store cookies or other tasty treats, is an officially licensed Nintendo product and looks just like the original Game Boy, right down to the detailing on the back of the handheld console. If you want to spice up your kitchen storage, then you can check out this ultra-cool Game Boy Coffee Jar here.

8. Lord Of The Rings Mug 

Next up on our list of retro kitchen products is this mystically magical Lord of the Rings Mug. If you are a Lord of the Rings fan, or you are shopping for one, then this heat sensitive mug is sure to be the top of your list. When filled with your favourite warm beverage, this black mug reveals the map of Middle Earth so you can spend your tea break hanging out in the Shire, visiting the elves in Lothlorien or taking a dangerous trip to Mordor. Once you’ve finished your tea and your mug is cold again, its surface will return to black so that the map cannot be read by any but those who are prepared to take on the quest of taking the ring to Mordor. Grab yourself one of these mysterious mugs here.

9. Harry Potter Skele-Gro Water Bottle 

For all our Potter heads out there, this next item on our awesome list of retro kitchen products, is for you. We were first introduced to Skele-Gro in Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets as a means of re-growing bones. While this water bottler may not really be able to re-grow your bones, it can help you stay hydrated while on the go and make doing your bit for the environment a bit more magical. This Skele-Gro bottle is an official replica product of the potion bottle seen in the second Harry Potter film and therefore looks just as it should, right down to the text on the bottle. If you want to impress all of your muggle friends, you can buy the Skele-Gro bottle here.

10. Darth Vader Toaster

We’re moving to the Star Wars franchise for the next item on our retro kitchen products wish list. This toaster is the perfect kitchen appliance for any sith lord in training, even with a simple slice of toast you can be reminded of the ways of the imperial forces. This toaster, that is shaped like Darth Vader’s head, burns the Star Wars logo onto your toast which may be for you if you don’t mind your toast a little on the dark side. The shape of the toaster is a good replica of Darth Vader’s helmet (aside from the slots to put your bread) and would look great in any kitchen. Head to Amazon to find this Star Wars toaster.

11. Super Mario Boo Mug

We’re heading back into the Nintendo gaming world with the next item on our list of retro kitchen products. If you’re a fan of Super Mario and want one of the bad guys on your side for once, then you need to check out this Boo Coffee mug. This cute ghost may be deceiving in looks as he’s usually working against you, however, this huge coffee mug is on your side with a 590ml drinks capacity. With this Boo Coffee mug your cup of tea will last even longer, perfect for your next Mario gaming session. If you want this cute ghost to protect your drink from potential thieves, you can check it out here.

12. Doctor Who Tea Infuser

The next item on our list of retro kitchen products couldn’t be any more British if it tried. After all, what is more British than sitting down with a cup of tea to watch Doctor Who? If you are a Doctor Who fan, then this beautiful tea infuser is for you. This miniature Tardis is made of metal and is filled with tea leaves by opening the roof of the Tardis infuser. We loved the attention to detail on this novel way to make a good cup of tea and, including the miniature sonic screwdriver that makes up the handle. If you wish to follow The Doctor’s rule book (rule 221: Never underestimate the power of a good, strong cup of tea), then you can find the Tardis tea infuser here.

13. Game Of Thrones Dragon Egg Cookie Jar 

Next up on our list of retro kitchen products we have one item that is a must-have for any serious Game of Thrones fans. This dragon egg cookie jar is modelled on Daenerys’ egg that hatches to reveal Rhaegal, the first dragon to be born in 150years. If you’re hoping to reveal to the world that dragons really do exist, then keeping this dragon egg cookie jar may be a good place to start. Even if no dragon emerges, a delicious cookie has to be a close second. If you want to try you’re luck at hatching a dragon, or just want somewhere cool to store your snacks, then you can get yourself a dragon egg cookie jar here.

14. Super Mario Question Block Cookie Jar 

If Game of Thrones isn’t your thing but you are looking for a cool storage solution for your cookies or other tasty treats, then the next item on our retro kitchen products list could be for you. We are heading back to the Nintendo gaming world with this Super Mario Bros Question Block cookie jar. But, don’t worry, there is no need to smash this question block to reveal your reward as this ceramic game-accurate question block comes with a handy lid top access your goodies. You can purchase this cookie jar here.

15. Captain America Slow Cooker 

Last, but not least, we’re heading to the Marvel Universe for the final item on our retro kitchen products list. This Captain America 2-Quart slow cooker features the superhero’s shield emblem on the front of the slow cooker and is a novel way to add a bit of geekiness to your kitchen. Simply load with ingredients, set timer and your delicious dinner will be ready for you by the time you get back from your mission. After all, even super hero’s need to make time for a tasty meal. If you want to make your kitchen a bit more super then you can buy your very own marvel slow cooker here.

Final Thoughts…

Who knew there were so many cool and original items out there to turn your kitchen form functional to amazing?! Let us know what you think of our retro kitchen products list, and if we missed anything from it, by joining Retro Dodo on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.

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